I don't know why but when
I started setting up this picture for today's post all I can think of
was what if Stanley Kubrick had used a box of saltine crackers for
the monolith instead of the image they did use for the monolith which
was a monolith? I don't know why that struck me funny but it sure
did. Actually what I'm trying to show is top battered and beaten up
this boxes saltine crackers is. Once again the destroyer has worked
his magic. Tonight it was a trip to the market. I really did not have
to go, I really have enough in the house to get me through until
Monday but I didn't have any fresh fruit and that was enough to
motivate me to suit up and head across the street for my Saturday
night out shopping. I think had day/evening been warmer I would've
gone out later. But I just want to get the job done.
I'm sure I've mentioned my
best socialization exercise is going out to the market. I'm able to
cross the street go down to the market – – engage with other
humans, communicate find food sources I'm looking for, stand in line
make small conversation and then pay for whatever products I
purchase. I know this sounds easy and rudimentary to all you readers
out there but I'm sure these exercises are part of a socialization
scales/inventory somewhere. In all these things tonight without issue
these people I thought I knew what I was doing and I did.
I got my renters rebate
check today! This renters rebate is this weird phenomenon that I am
eligible for this apartment complex. Because I'm under a specific
program every year I have to submit all the bills I pay and with that
the government thinks they will charge me for my rent and the
actually send a rebate! I don't think that I got one last year
because I was only at the apartments for such a short time. However
this year I did get the rebate. I have to admit I was amazed. The
only reason I bring this up is that the extra shot in the arm that
the renters rebate provides allows me the gift of purchasing high-end
crackers guilt free. When I finished my mini shopping fest I had the
check out chick load me up. I was really only going to purchase fruit
but with the renters rebate a little crazy. I have $26 worth of
groceries the cart home that basically hung everything off my arm and
my chair right behind the control box.I'm sure everyone who sees me
writing home from the market with grocery bags hanging off my chair
thinks I'm a homeless person looking for a viaduct.
I got home without
incident even through the gate where sometimes I get caught up on
with my bags. I got all the way to my front door and then somehow
been trying to open the door and go through the door at the same time
I got my self wedged between the door in the wall with all of my
groceries and between the chair and the wall all pulling on my
joystick, forcing my chair further into the wall I was stuck and more
than anything else my box of crackers is taking all the
heat/pressure. The chair couldn't move on account of it being wedged
into the wall. I quickly turned the chair off so that my motors not
overheat. I basically had to take everything off my chair and try to
free my control box from the wedging. I did this in the box of
crackers was the last bag I salvaged but the crackers took a hit. I
have not dared to open the box yet to see what the damages are. I'll
just have to hold the pulverized stack of crackers aside for chili
sometime soon. Everything else survived, the bananas, Chinese
noodles, broccoli you know the usual suspects. I'm thankful the
bananas didn't get battered that would have broke my heart. I'm glad
I got shopping done today and not tomorrow the Sabbath and before the
return of the heat.
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