Tuesday night gurgles

I've got the gurgles tonight I don't know how bad but it's been a couple of days since I've had a decent bowel movement so it could be pretty bad. So far I don't have the cramps that usually accompany a major blow out but then again the night still young. I'm hoping that if I can just get into bed maybe they'll take some pressure off the intestines now at least be able to make it through till tomorrow. If not I'll have to get a hold of Lisa and hopefully I won't have to wait too long. Since tomorrow is my regular bowel movement day with the shower it shouldn't be that big of a deal hopefully if I can contain the blowout and mitigate it so it's really in a bunch of whatever then maybe I can just sort of hang out until she gets here around 8:30 a.m. if I'm lucky. I would really like to think this is just nothing but gas but I released gas earlier than night and it felt like it was pre-gas that you get before the big blowout. So I'm not really crushed if I should get the blow out but certainly a blow to the ego as well as trying to control things as best as I can. Not that I'm trying to be this Jack controller but I would like to be able to be able to figure out some positive issues as far as having to poop three times a week and then when you don't you start setting yourself up for the blowout. We were somewhat let down on one Monday when my bowel movement was very very light very slim and it should have been fairly decent for that extra day cuz I don't poop until Monday morning I go from Friday morning to Monday morning. Seriously, what's wrong with me? I should be happy at least this is happening at home to where I've got some major control if not messy but still if it happens tonight or even in a few minutes from now at least it's here and very containable and not on a public bus or at the podiatrist office or somewhere in between. I should put things in to prospective more let's me except myself a little better. I kind of lucked out the last time this happened few weeks ago what kind of pooped right after I got into bed and not did not realize how bad it was till I got up the next day. Fortunately for one reason or another it was very dense and didn't run around everywhere it just basically stayed in the back area of the bed and I was able to manage wrapping it as best as I could in bed pads and such that I have access to just in case this thing happens. And this was the first time that it really happened. I could have better utilize some of these resources I have for this kind of stuff but I get a little frustrated when there's just so much cleanup to do. I really like to think I can contain but I may be just whistling in the dark as far as all this goes…